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Amish Wins!

Team Amish beat Mutton Chops in the battle of the beards to win KJAM VIII. The match went to a shoot out after finishing 3-3 in regular time and five minutes of four-on-four overtime. Details and photos to follow…

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Game 10:Goatee 7 – 2 Fu Manchu

Goatee beat Fu Manchu comprehensively to take all four points their opponents home winless in game ten. Goatee goal scorers were Colin Anderson, Matt Duchesne and Peter Reimer with two each and Matt Hewat with the solo effort. Jo Davie got two for Fu Manchu once again and Fu Manchu’s Tyer Hamilton got the game’s […]

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Game 9: Amish 5 – 3 Soul Patch

Amish beat Soul Patch 5 to 3 in a vital four-point win to make their final round robin game against Pornstache a meaningful one. Amish scorers were Jason Cross and Brian Rhomadniuk with two each and Mike Scott with the solo. Soul Patch goal scorers were Glen McRae with two and Jake Roos with one. […]

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Game 8: Pornstache 8 – 3 Goatee

Pornstache took all four points in the early Sunday morning game, beating Goatee 8 to 3. Goal scorers for Pornstache were Sean Sicotte and Dan Rude with two each, and solos from Blair Enns, Katherine Haegedorn, Josh Labucane and Shane McKinnon. Goatee scorers were Peter Reimer with two and Matt Duchesne. The game’s only minor […]

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Standings After Saturday Night

After seven games Mutton Chops is the clear leader, picking up 11 of 12 possible game points and taking the Saturday Night Pub Point for having the most players present at the Kaslo Hotel at midnight, giving them 12 points total. Standings after Saturday, including the Pub Point are as follows: Mutton Chops   12 […]

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Game 7: Fu Manchu 4 – 6 Mutton Chops

Mutton Chops beat Fu Manchu in Saturday’s last game to go 3-0 and take the early tournament lead. Scorers for Mutton Chops were Ben Starbuck with two, and Colin Biggar, Darryl MacAskill, Cam Olsen and Andrew Pelletier. On the sheet for Fu Manchu was Jo Davie with two and Dustan Tyers and Rick Wiltse with […]

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Game 6: Amish 4 – 5 Goatee

Amish nearly finished a big comeback against Goatee but fell just short to lose 5-4. Goatee goals were scored by Colin Anderson and Francois Gangon-Blackburn with two each and Valentine Conrad. Amish goal scorers were Jason Cross, Joe Johnson, Casey Smit and Ryan Tate. Amish had four minor penalties to Goatee’s seven. Those penalized were […]

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Game 5: Mutton Chops 2 – 1 Pornstache

Mutton Chops edged Pornstache 2-1 in game five, improving their record to 2-and-0 and relegating Pornstache to 1-and-1. Mutton Chops’ goals came from Colin Biggar and Ben Starbuck, with Sean Sicotte scoring Pornstache’s lone goal. This game saw eight minor penalties, with four going to Mutton Chops’ Andrew Pelletier, Ben Starbuck, Darryl MacAskill and Spencer […]

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Game 4: Soul Patch 6 – 4 Fu Manchu

Soul Patch evened their record to 1-and-1 with a 6-4 victory over Fu Manchu. Soul Patch goals were scored by Cal Walker, Al Winsor and Rob Wilkes with each of the three scoring two goals apiece. Fu Manchu, who are 2-and-0 to start the tournament, had two goals from Jo Davie and one from Rick […]

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Game 3: Goatee 2 – 4 Mutton Chops

Mutton Chops edged Goatee 4-2 in game three, taking all four points after winning both periods. Scorers for Mutton Chops were Darryl MacAskill with two and Ben Starbuck and Nico Gangon-Blackburn with one each. Goatee scorers were Colin Anderson and Francois Gangon-Blackburn. Mutton Chops had three minor penalties with Colin Biggar getting two and Ben Starbuck […]

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Game 2: Pornstache 8 – 4 Soul Patch

Pornstache doubled Soul Patch in the Saturday morning game, beating them 8-4. Goal scorers for the winners were Dan Rude and Pat Haegedorn with two each; Geoff Scott, Blair Enns, Curtis Hewat and Shane McKinnon with one each. Pornstache won both periods, taking all four points. Soul Patch scorers were Jake Roos and Cal Walker […]

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Game 1: Fu Manchu 2 – 4 Amish

Amish beat Fu Manchu 4-2 in the opening game Friday night. They took all four points after winning the first period 1-0 and the second by a score of 3-2. (2 points for the game win and 1 point for winning a period). Goal scorers for Amish were Rob Tate, Sean Brenton, Jason Cross and […]

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Teams Selected – Amish & Fu Manchu Play Tonight!

Teams are here. Schedule is here. You know what to do.

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Registration Is Now Closed

We have 72 participants for the 2016 Jamboree. The list of registrants is here. The draft begins Friday night at 7:00 PM and concludes a little after 8:00 PM, at which time rosters will be announced and you will learn if you are playing in the Friday night game at 9:15 PM. Be sure to […]

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Current Registration List

Here’s who’s registered as of this morning (Sunday, December 11th). If you’ve registered please check to make sure you’re name is on the list. If you have not, what the hell are you waiting for? We’re a little light on numbers, so talk your friend, neighbour, wife into signing up.  

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KJAM VIII

December 16th to 18th, 2016 | Kaslo BC Canada Do you remember when people used to ask, “When is the Kaslo Jamboree?” We would sigh and say for the kajillionth time, “It’s the weekend before Christmas.” Now, children the world over ask their parents, “Mommy, daddy, when is Christmas?” And parents from Kamchatka to Buenos Aires […]

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Liberace Outmuscles Sinatra!

What does it mean to be a man? Or to be a strong woman in a world where men grapple with the definition of manliness? These are just some of the questions that only The Greatest Hockey Tournament On Earth tackles. The theme of KJAM7 was “Get Lucky.” It featured captains who had played in […]

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The Stink

Soccer doesn’t have it. Football doesn’t have it. Baseball and basketball can’t possibly have it. Even lacrosse doesn’t have it. While all sports have their smell – a particular mix of equipment-borne sweat that is specific to the sport’s endeavor and environment – only hockey has The Stink. More sensation than odor, The Stink is […]

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KJAM VII – Sold Out!

For the first time in our illustrious seven year history the Kaslo Jamboree will be fielding six teams of 13 skaters for a total of 84 players. (Don’t forget the goalies, math genius.) People, we are SOLD EFFING OUT! Yeah! See you Friday night. Draft is at 7:00 pm. Game one is at 9:15 pm. […]

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KJAM VII :: Get Lucky

December 18th – 20th, 2015 | Kaslo, BC Canada The Greatest Hockey Tournament on Earth returns for a seventh year, featuring stud captains who’ve yet to lift the chalice. For one of them, the seventh time will prove lucky. For the others, well, there’s always KJAMs VIII through eternity. Register Now Once again this year […]

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